Stories tagged “omg”
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A Dirty Joke

There were three men going to Iraq from the United States. These men were touring the country, and they ran into a tent with many fine looking women. They ended up getting friendly with the girls, as the chief walked in. “These are my women, I am...
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In Delirium: Lunchus Interruptus
“HeLLo, mY nAme is SiD/DaVe/FreD/BoB!” “Who the hell said that?” asked Dave. “Not me,” said Bob. “Not me,” said Fred. “Uhh, where am I?” asked a thoroughly addled Sid goggling at the man clutching his...
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Knight
A shadow streaked across the wide open clearing, bright green orbs twinkling happily in the black of twilight. It was slim, fast, and low to the ground. It came to a stop at the fresh kill pile of the clan he’d been stealing from. He grabbed a mo...