Stories tagged “outrageous”

  • In All Fairness, I DID Say "Anything"

    So twelve hours later I was out on bond, having surrendered my passport. Slick made good on his word. “C’mon, man!” said the guy next to me. “You got to keep the beat!” I was wearing a chicken suit, beatboxing, sporting a ...

  • The Proof Is In The Pants

    What if, Perchance, The plaintiff, Sir Pants, Caught the defendants, Sir Pull, Mrs. Miserable, and Maestro Throw All hurling his purple girdle in a photo That’s dated The day he waited Bare brass button naked For the bus? Thus the catalyst For...