Stories tagged “parody”
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A Nightmare on Elmer Fudd Street
It was a dark and stormy night. Leorge Gucas sat in his office thinking about a new War Stars script as his pet Bungans burbled in their spacious aquarium: “Mesa, mesa, mesa!” While most would find the incessant burbling of Bungans incredib...
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The Ficly Road (spoilers, I guess, if you haven't read it)
When he woke in the woods in the dark, he’d marvel at the cold, the boy, the ash, the gray, the world, the silence, the lack of quotations marks and apostrophes in their dialogue. Are we the good guys? Yes. Are there bad guys? Yes. A lot of them?...
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Harry Ficly
Harry Potter was just a normal boy, with parents who made him sleep under the stairs. Just a normal boy, with a scar on his head shaped like a lightning bolt. But, just a normal boy. I swear. Then, one day, a shitload of owls start dropping stuff into ...
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Metal Men and Mad Scientists
“Hey! Hold it right there!” Franklin shouted, his weapon trained on the mechanical man. The android turned, walking unhurriedly towards him, becoming bigger and bigger. “Yeah, um, you… You’re in big trouble now…” The android grew still.
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Luiti's time to shine?
BOOM! A loud boom shook through the castle. Luiti woke up in the broom closet of the castle. That was the best the princess could give him. But of course Otario got to sleep in a master bedroom where chocolates were put on his pillow everday. “We...
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Death's Notebook: The Abridged Series.
He found the notebook and quickly understood the rules; forty seconds from writing down the victim’s name to sudden death by the cause of his choice, if no choice was given then it would be a heart attack. Pretty simple actually. The perfect crim...
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Otario Defeated! Luiti Almighty?
Luiti pounced from the window sill onto Zaluigi. He pressed his mighty leg’s right into Zaluigi’s face. Zaluigi gasped. “Who is this!!!” Luiti answered proudly “It’s your better-looking twin: Luiti!” “Imp...
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My Secret Identity
He used to be an engineer for NASA before the incident, so he still had some days left until his security clearance expired, so he got some materials for his suit. A fabric that can isolate extreme temperatures, he is still vulnerable to burning heat a...
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Shelving Palahniuk
The bastard sits and watches me do my job every day. He eats potato salad. He stares at the asses of mothers in the children’s section when they bend over to pick up snot-faced babies. His password is “password.” I shelve in the ’P’s ...
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Deer Crossing
“But Bambi, I…” Faline stammered, eyes wide and tearful. “Times change. Needs change,” Bambi said cooly. Thumper chuckled and flicked his cigarette against an oak, watching if it would spark the detritus among the roots. E...
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9'oclock PM Pacific Standard Time
Becky looked down on the one she hoped to be her lover, a sad expression on her face. “I’ll get you out of there Evan, I promise.” Evan rolled over and groaned, reaching up to her from the floor of the cage. She reached down to him, g...
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Rebecca Biscuit
Last night I dreamed I came again to Manderley. I found myself walking up the long drive to the house, clutching in my hand a torn and empty packet of cookies. They were the ones that the housekeeper, Mrs. Dante, had pressed upon me as I’d left t...
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Shameless Indulgence
She could no longer deny it. She had tried to pretend he was normal. An average human being. Just like her. But the differences added up. They seemed so small at first, something she could ignore, but now she was faced with a truth from which she could...
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MacBeth the Party Animal
She should have stayed hereafter; There would have been a time for such a word. Last weekend and last weekend and last weekend Is in this petty pace but dimmed accounts To the last picture posted to Facebook; And all our party drugs have lighted fools ...
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I follow you because I like your stories. :)
“I started following him because he commented on my story, and then I read his, and they were really good!” I’m driving down the street, smiling about discovering Ficly.com while describing it to a friend not “in the know.”...
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Dark Knight Reruns
He is the masked Dark Revenger of Nighttime, I am the Symbol of Bright Hope, the glitter of light that tells the innocent she can take care of her own life. Or so it goes. He told me the last BrightBird went solo and became the masked adventurer known...
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And On The 8th Day...
“Dear God, what is that?” “What do you mean?” “I mean that thing that’s on your head.” “Oh, this? Pope hat.” “I… I don’t think most papal hats have naked women on them.” R...
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Walt's Turning Over in His Grave
“Thank God Belle, you’re still here. You’ve gotta help me.” “Why?” “I’m late, I’m late! For a very important date. My first date ever, actually. Lend me your car?” “Sure. When hell freez...
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Curriculum Mortem
“You have what it takes, huh?” “Look at my resumé, I bet you will be impressed” “Ok, you have done some serious henchman work, The Vile Vulture, The Prankstah Gangstah… Double Dare? I thought he only employed twins!...
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He's So Finicky!
I shake, try not to vomit, but I don’t scream. I’m past that, now. Steffani is being dragged, catatonic through the broken boards that were supposed to block them from getting in through the windows. She’s already been bitten, but I s...
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What no one told you about Extreme Metal and Art Films
Extreme Metal does not exist. It’s all a joke, you see? all those long-haired kids and old folks furiously clutching their lasts scraps of youth are pulling a collective prank on you. Only one Black Metal song has ever been recorded, it’s r...
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Ext. The Shire. Day
Cut To: Ext. The Shire. Day HOBBITSES tap on mobile devices. They sip lattes and bang out drafts on their round laptops. Int. PJ Baggins Home. Day PJ BAGGINS feeds a BABY HOBBIT, returns it to its crib. PJ Baggins: Mommy’s got to return to her wo...
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CSI : Norman London
“Hell, another murder. If we don’t find who did this, Lord Jameson is going to have our heads.” “Any ideas Robert?” “We could try Forensics.” “Popperian Empiricism? In a 13th Century setting? We’d b...