Stories tagged “performance”

  • Seduction in 3/4 time

    He closed the door and drew the blinds. The reading lamp was illuminated, and he was alone with his ebony Aphrodite, the memory of the music she created in the air. The light caught her in all the right places, exposing and shadowing and adding tone an...

    • Author: YaYa
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Suspension

    golden glow of skin held tight in rope around her extends one foot; spins

    • Author: LaraLustre
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • MC T.

    (MC T. snatches the mic from mid-air and climbs up on stage.) “Mc Mess and Muffin Talk tough but they’re bluffing— Straight blowing the mic When they’re huffing and puffing Put those air-heads on a spike And watch ‘em pop ...

  • Return of the Mack (MC T.)

    (MC T. exits the ladies room and buttons up his shirt. Muffled cries call out for him to come back. He gets back up on stage.) ‘Rorschach’ has the cadence of a sneeze Try to run another rhyme This seance severs your souls Achilles And you’ve got ...

  • Krulltar Shmulltar

    Krulltar is like a vulture But can’t hold down the rotten scraps He rips off of vulgar culture So he regurgitates them in raps. Game over We differ I’m better You’re bitter I’m the pull You’re the giver I’m in contro...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • A Talk With ElshaHawk

    ElshaHawk, I don’t mean to ruffle feathers But we have to talk Ouch! keep your talons on the leather! My arm is not a chopping block! You clumsy flesh shredder! Where were we? Oh yes, your walking— That way you waddled about to back up your...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Pastry Puff McMuff

    Mc Muffin still wants lessons? I can sleepwalk his expressions Off the steep stocks of great depressions He needs my permission to cheap talk— His voice I keep locked in D-Block prisons With Elsha, Krulltar, and Mess All confined with their weak ...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Muffin Enjoys Jazzercise

    Dear Muffin (A.K.A. Pastry Puff McMuff), Jazz class? You obviously meant Jazzercise— You’re the tight clothes type who gets a rise From sweat rolling down the thighs of guys. Your words are grassy like cow pies They’re easily mowed do...

  • Archetypcial

    “Bens! Bens, check this out. Have you seen Bonescratch’s latest music video?” “The one with the foxies?” “No, it’s newer. Based on a lived performance. Here let me – crap, it has to load again.” ...

    • Author: Jae
    • Posted over 7 years ago.