Stories tagged “pizza”

  • Meatlovers

    “Carla, I’ve got something I need to tell you. I’ve been having an affair.” Her face fell. “You have? Wh… who with?” Luke smiled. “With this pizza.” She smiled too, and punched him on the arm. ̶...

    • Author: Ben Paddon
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Meat Lovin' (Mature)

    Luke sat in his car, the pizza he had just picked up sitting in his lap so it wouldn’t fall onto the floor. He felt the warmth of the pizza as it sat in his lap. Smelled the hot, salted meats that covered it. He pulled the car over. “I am g...

  • Introductions

    I kept my arm around his waist as I turned to gesture at Maddy. I told him, “Baby, this is Maddy, and you remember Sam… Who owes you, what a buck from the first time you came up?” “I remember that!” Sam and Thomas exclaime...

  • My Only Love, To Last A Life Time

    We had met up at the local pizza parlor. I went down to tie my shoes, you stood there watching. I got up from the ground, and walked away. You followed only in confusion; you asked why I walked away. I told you that we agreed to meet at the door, I jus...

  • Speakers

    The first distorted words of Photofinnish blasted through Mike’s speakers hooked up to the thousands of dollars of computer hardware. …always ending on a safe net, walking a tightrope with a safety net… He walked out of the dank room ...

  • Flee

    Jon turned right, running parallel to the dilapidated buildings of Park Street. No one really lived here anymore; the buildings were mostly stores and restaurants. Once he was near the old brick building, the pizza shop, he ran inside, his hands leavin...

  • Call on a Dead Line

    The cell chirped, and James jumped. He startled so easily these days. “Hello?” he answered without looking at the caller ID, just happy for any human contact. “James, hun, I love you.” His wife’s voice, shaky and unsure. &...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Tango's Pizza

    “So that’s one extra large cheese pizza, hold the cheese, with extra bicycles? Would you like to try any of our extras? We’re having a sale on the tub of lard and broken glass, a half pound is just $3.95 extra… Alright, thatR...

    • Author: KevSaund
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Free Garlic Bread

    On the way to my next client, I stop to buy a pizza at Pinocio’s. I search with my hands for my wallet, and then remember I’m low on change. “What will it be?” the owner questions me, eyeing my scythe with raised and crazed eyeb...

  • Thieves (ficly challenge)

    Once upon a thyme leaf, in a pizza place 3 blocks from a house that isn’t mine, a man named Luigi made a pizza. Aliens lost control of their flux capacitor because they were out of bologna. They crash-landed in a field of pineapples. Gathering th...

  • Thieves (2)

    I wasn’t awake, otherwise I would have used my milk-dud powered little sister to scare them away, hence allowing me to keep the precious bunny slippers. As it is, they managed to steal them. I’ve sent them threatening messages to bring them...

  • Not All Entrances Are Exits

    Jordan watched, in the warm glow of the lighter, as rat tails disappeared down a hallway blanketed in darkness. She sighed and looked around at the small room she was in. Most of it was taken up by two large crates covered in cobwebs and dust. A pizza ...

  • Orders

    Curiosity got the best of him and he picked up the phone. “Hello,” he began. “Del’s Pizza Palace. How can I help you?” he continued in an eerily even velvety voice. “Um…hi. I see you have a coupon—two-for-$10...

    • Author: Abstract
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Under a Shady Tree

    Contended I sat beneath a shady tree. True, at the moment it only shaded me from the cool, pale rays of the moon, but for some reason I insisted upon calling it a shady tree and humming a children’s song to myself. The day was done and spent, as ...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
  • (Day 54) Ode to the Last Slice of Bacon Alfredo Pizza

    It only took eighteen steps for me to put my memories behind me and bring your face into view. This is the biggest mistake of my life, but I’ll never regret my decision. You are my favorite sin; you’re my sickening enjoyment. You will be my...