Stories tagged “plea”

• A desperate plea for help

  You know what I hate about vampires? Everything! No, I’m serious, I am going to be super honest here, I hate vampires with a flaming passion. Imagine my shock and piss-offatude when I found out my girlfriend of 2 years is a vampire. Yeah, it̵...

  • Author: Steve Saylor
  • Posted about 2 years ago.

• A Silly Girls Plea

  “Eduardo, why are you leaving me at a time like this!” “Because, to be painfully honest, your chest is flat.” “We talked about that, though. I can get implants…” “No, no. It won’t work.” ̶...

  • Author: LittleSecrets
  • Posted 5 months ago.

• Gazing into the Abyss

  I was curled up with a book, enjoying the buzz from my last glass of wine for the evening when I heard a sound that I could only describe as wet movement, like a barefoot child walking deliberately through a muddy field. I dog-eared the page I was on a...

  • Author: Robert Quick
  • Posted 3 months ago.