Stories tagged “poop”

  • I Pooped Myself (breakup challenge) (Mature)

    God, I really had to use the bathroom! Loud rock music blasted through the house as I rushed through the door, dropped my schoolbag in the living room and bolted up the stairs. ’Mom must be cleaning…’ I thought. Dancing around like an...

    • Author: K-Jellybean
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • No Easy Day

    Paul squinted at a sky made hazy with humidity, just a hint of blue. The day was not going to go easy on him. He picked at his shirt, clingy with sweat, as he picked his way around the goats and their droppings. “Particular as always,” his ...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
  • Blind date II

    “Well, it’s not that interesting a job,” Jim said as he pushed the tilapia filet around his plate. “Are you kidding?” Krista said. “I’ve been reading about the starship Adamant since I was teenager. I can’...

    • Author: phogan
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Do Not Disturb!

    In my usual starbucks, I was sitting and writing when Mother Nature knocked. Well she actually started with a light tap- a slight tummy gurgle and a vague feeling of discomfort. I have fairly good body control so I ignored her. I had to get my story do...

  • Breaches in Etiquette May Lead to Madness

    Three rapid knocks sounded again, a little more insistant this time. In the tiled bathroom the sound destroyed what little tranquilty I had left. “Yup. Still here.” I said, not even bothering to hide my irritation. Did he not hear me? Maybe...

    • Author: Robert Quick
    • Posted almost 7 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Potty Dishumor

    There is such a thing as the cathartic poo. After such a bowel movement one might stand and say internally or even aloud, “Why, I feel five pounds lighter. There is a spring in my step, and I do believe it is time to go a capering. Huzzah, and ha...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 5 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • Potty Dis Humor (pt.2)

    Unfortunately, my host believed my foolish lie of being out “in a minute”. I really do wish that they’d just left. They could’ve saved me the embarrassment. But now, after several minutes, it was time to wipe & come clean. I...

  • Potty Dishumour (Part 3) (Mature)

    Of course no-one else heard the angel laugh. Angels have a way of disguising themselves amongst the sound of the air conditioner and the inane mumblings of the people I called the ‘gang’ ,for lack of another word. They hovered somewhere bet...

  • Potty Dishumour (Part 3) (Mature)

    Of course no-one else heard the angel laugh. Angels have a way of disguising themselves amongst the sound of the air conditioner and the inane mumblings of the people especially those I called the ‘gang’, for lack of another word. They hovered some...