Stories tagged “poop”
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I Pooped Myself (breakup challenge)
God, I really had to use the bathroom! Loud rock music blasted through the house as I rushed through the door, dropped my schoolbag in the living room and bolted up the stairs. ’Mom must be cleaning…’ I thought. Dancing around like an...
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No Easy Day
Paul squinted at a sky made hazy with humidity, just a hint of blue. The day was not going to go easy on him. He picked at his shirt, clingy with sweat, as he picked his way around the goats and their droppings. “Particular as always,” his ...
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Blind date II
“Well, it’s not that interesting a job,” Jim said as he pushed the tilapia filet around his plate. “Are you kidding?” Krista said. “I’ve been reading about the starship Adamant since I was teenager. I can’...
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Do Not Disturb!
In my usual starbucks, I was sitting and writing when Mother Nature knocked. Well she actually started with a light tap- a slight tummy gurgle and a vague feeling of discomfort. I have fairly good body control so I ignored her. I had to get my story do...
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Breaches in Etiquette May Lead to Madness
Three rapid knocks sounded again, a little more insistant this time. In the tiled bathroom the sound destroyed what little tranquilty I had left. “Yup. Still here.” I said, not even bothering to hide my irritation. Did he not hear me? Maybe...