Stories tagged “rant”

  • Hunger at 39,000 feet.

    “’What’s the deal with airline food’ That line seems to be one of those that people immediately think of if you mention stand-up comedians, but I can’t say I’ve ever actually heard the joke. What is the deal with it,...

    • Author: DarkPrimus
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 3 out of 5
  • ZIPPERS! Zippers, people!

    I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but what happens to people in cars that deducts 50% of their civility score? Why is it that drivers not only feel empowered to not merge right when the first sign goes up (and drive all the way to the narro...

    • Author: TextMason
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Mr. Man Of The Year

    Are you really that important? Is it a necessity to be in constant contact with someone? People need to stop text messaging at inopportune times. It’s annoying, disrespectful, and outright rude to those around you. Especially if you are in a lect...

  • Dancefloor Manners, Version the Second (Mature)

    Let me explain something to you. I’ll use small words so you can understand. “No, thank you,” meant, “DO NOT TOUCH ME.” When you asked me to dance, I was polite. (Sidenote, why do they even call it dancing anymore? It is h...

    • Author: Aurelia
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Poetic Rant

    There’s a theory, often stated That rules are made to be broken But then, there’s those folks who never bother. Artistry is not defined by breaking of the rules, No more than by the following. Blindness, whether in obedience or dis, is stil...

    • Author: April Raines
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • One Step Closer

    There comes a time when every shy geek must break, and these times are frequently heralded by inspired, polysyllabic speeches in the fashion of Jean-Luc Picard, had he spent more quality time with Leonard H. McCoy. James, for one, had seen more than en...

    • Author: Cossy
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Mayor's lament

    It’s not easy being mayor of this city. It wasn’t always like this, fighting in the streets, property damage in the millions, the entire world knowing who you are and what city you’re mayor of. Oh sure, the entire world thinks this wo...

  • Behind Barbed Wire

    They knew I was innocent. But I was convicted anyway. And why, why did they convict me when I didn’t do it. They knew it wasn’t me. I couldn’t do it if I tried. It was him. He did it, it was always him. And yet you convict me anyway. ...

  • Why, Why, Why, Why, WHY, Is The X Factor So Damn Popular?!

    It’s The Gong Show’s fault. It started this whole stupid trend of singing competition reality TV shows… I see it this way: The Gong Show begat Pop Starz. Pop Starz begat Pop Starz: The Rivals. Pop Starz: The Rivals begat Pop Idol. Po...

    • Author: J. A. Keane
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Subject: Apology

    To: Benjamin Wood I have been instructed to apologise for my thoughtless rant. I have also been ordered to persuade you to email me. My parents say that I have been incredibly rude. But to be honest I think you were ruder. All I said was that I was ann...

  • The bitter light of day (Mature)

    “Wow! You came. Everybody, everybody. After three, say: What the fuck are you doing here?” Gram swirled a brandy around a deep glass watching light from the spotlight refract patterns of non existent Morse code; SHUT UP, SMILE, WALK AWAY. H...

  • Above The Cutting Edge

    (MC T picks up the mic. It feels cold and alien to his touch— far from the warm energy and sweaty palm residue it once had.) This new stream of piss and grits Comes from a long list of sh*t that I’ll never quit I’m deeply into it Like...

  • Audrey G. Burnett: Preparations

    Audrey always knew her family was extremely distinguished in their special society and was trusted by everyone but she still couldn’t shake the feeling that they were all insane. She didn’t know what her father had been thinking when he dec...

  • Problem Child

    The reason I’m depressed now is you. I understand the past. I’ve reasoned it out. He was insane, you were blind, and that’s the cause for everything. People needed to speak up who were too afraid to, and now lives are ruined and lost. I find it a...

  • This Rant Concludes In The Comment Section (Mature)

    Once upon a time there was a world full of billions of people, and o- f those droves rose a select few who ac- crued billions of doll- ars, and of the multitu- des of human existence innocence lived in squal- or with crying infants and callused feet tr...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted about 7 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Hellway (Mature)

    You know, it takes a lot to get my blood boiling. I mean, you really have to dedicate yourself to pissing me off and keep me at the level of nuclear meltdown. But lately, I’ve been experiencing somewhat of an inner crisis with what’s going ...

    • Author: Reaver19
    • Posted almost 7 years ago.
  • Teachers Make My Eye Twitch

    Do not tell me to find specifc details in three months’ worth of info. Do not ask me to take eight finals at the same time. Do not make me study eight pages worth of events and dates. Do not tell me that most of your students fail the course. Do ...

  • I'm Back and I'm....

    Absolutely, positively FUMING MAD!! And I can’t stand feeling like this. And I want my old self back. I want the innocence. And I crave the days when life was so simple. And I didn’t have to worry about your half-lies and crude jokes. When ...

  • Maybe I'm Actually A Flower

    Flowers are interesting. They’re so delicate and yet strong. They thrive in rain or heat or sun or wind. But one thing they can’t really seem to withstand is us brutish humans. The flower may have thorns and it may grow in the middle of a l...

  • +/-

    Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. They only hurt you because they are hurt themselves. Broken people break others, but it doesn’t make them any more whole. Don’t walk over everyone else ...