Stories tagged “read the signs”
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Caution: Men at Work
“What exactly happened?” the highway trooper asked Robert. Robert sighed and recounted the tale. It had started out as any other ordinary day. Robert woke up, got out of bed and dressed himself, shaved, and ate a rather bland bowl of Cream ...
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In an emergency, take the stairs
In retrospect, it didn’t really help much, and I kind of wish I’d sued the pants off the sign company. I’d been out of luck for a few months. I lost my job, my wife left me, and then things really started to get bad. One night, I was ...