Stories tagged “red dwarf”
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How To Make a Decision
“So, how are we going to decide?” asked Zarabeth. Before anyone could respond, Cecil started singing: ‘Ippy, dippy, my space-shippy/ On a course so true,/ Past Neptune and Pluto’s moon./ The one I choose is… you!" Wit...
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Oh Smeg (Meteor Challenge)
Three, two, one. We’ve arrived, said Holly, his face glum on the screen. Yeah, but arrived where asked Listor. The box labeled Holly Hop Drive let out noises like an ancient whoopee cushion releasing the last remnants of Babylonian air. That noise ju...
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Spaceship tragedies
“Rear engines are down, weapons are offline and there is a fire in the engine room” said brian, “Any suggestions?” replied dave “well for one you could watch how you are holding your coffee” “…..Oh shit&#...