Stories tagged “rhinoceros”

  • Breakfast with a side of Rhino

    Foster sat down to a plate of Belgian waffles, expecting that day to proceed as any other, and then a rhinoceros flew through his window. There was no particular rhyme or reason, all three and a half tons of it simply barreled through Foster’s pictur...

  • Take me to the Zoo (or rather, don't)

    Arnold was irked. Actually, irked didn’t even begin to cover it. His first real job, his chance to make a mark in the world, and he’d lost the bloody rhino! “She’s our star attraction,” he’d been told. “Take good care of her.” Oh he’d...