Stories tagged “salespitch”

  • Molecule Perfect

    “With new Molecule Perfect Steel” The salesman said. “So what does that entail?” I asked him. “Well, we assemble the knives, molecule by molecule, ensuring strength of the blade.” “Okay, that sounds fun, but no...

  • Hybrid Rifle

    Another piece caught my eye. “What’s this?” I asked the salesman while picking up the rather long rifle. “Oh you will love this piece. Ever used a magnetic firearm?” “Yeah. They have their places. And? This one magne...