Stories tagged “santa claus”
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Drunken Clarity
“As a kid we’re told about God and how He made the world, which was nice of Him, considering. I mean, He probably had other things He could’ve been getting on with. Kitchen shelves to put up, or something. But instead He makes the Ear...
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Late Breaking Santa News
NORTH POLE (FP) – After a week long investigation, authorities have arrested Kris Kringle, also known as Santa Claus and St Nicholas, on charges of promoting prostitution and corruption of a minor. An official source told the Ficly Press that an inte...
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Angry Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, Don’t think that I can’t see through your act. You’re a horrible man. I should sue you! I’d win too! You know how people always say that you have “rosy” cheeks? Well I know why. Cause you’re drunk!...