Stories tagged “sarcastic”
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Tossed Away
I serve all Every size, color, and shape, Vegetarians and aspiring carnivores I serve all. I do my job, I clean up nicely Suffering the chapped lips and bad breath, I do my job. AND THEN: I am tossed away Unneeded, not cared for, Crumpled up and in t...
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Terribly Sorry... I Guess...
It’s been a long time coming, but I had to tell you that I’m sorry… I guess. I’m sorry that I didn’t realize what was really going on. I’m sorry that I let you in. I’m even sorry that I let you know how big of ...
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I'm So Dreadfully, Catastrophically Ashamed Of Myself...NOT.
Dear -—-, You must like to comfort yourself with the assumption that I’m sorry for what I did to you. You must sit by the fireplace on a cold night, nursing a mug of cocoa, imagining a scenario where I’m beating myself up, ripping my ...