Stories tagged “services required”

  • You threatening me?

    Death laughed then hacked then took a swig of beer to settle his throat. David shifted in his shoes. “You mean to tell me after thousands of years, He only now requires my services? Tell Him I’m way passed pension on this one.” Death ...

  • Stand off

    Death stared down God. The only creature as old as him was asking for his services. God stared back. This was not a good reunion. “Yes, I did want to see you,” God replied. “I only wish it was under better circumstances.” “...

  • Grown some balls

    David couldn’t believe his ears. He was not told of this beforehand, now he’s standing in a room with God and Death and God is asking him to kill His only Son? “This doesn’t make any sense?” David thought. “Again?...

  • Grown some balls

    David couldn’t believe his ears. He was not told of this beforehand, now he’s standing in a room with God and Death and God is asking him to kill His only Son? “This doesn’t make any sense?” David thought. “Again?...