Stories tagged “sexy”

• THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD KILL

  LETS DIE!! she yelled as she shoved the grenade into the hollowed out goblin skull I’d been spitting my heroin into. Shit baby, I said, you know nothing like that can kill me, I said. But she was already dead, from the grenade. The cops came and ...

  • Author: Skull Man
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Batman Does a Whoopy

  Batman was born a confused child, at the tender age of zero. When he emergest from the womb of his mutha he felt a sweeping sensation across the nation. His penis was erect. It is now ten years later. Batman just turned ten and he was eating ALL the bi...

  • Author: Spageti
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 2 out of 5

• Lackluster

  “Miles, we need to talk.” Great. She’s going to try to be professional. I watched her straighten up behind her desk, making her already ample chest more flattering. She was like some animal in the wild, puffing up to intimidate. I was...

  • Author: Jesse Blake
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• I Can't Wait

  I can’t wait to be lying underneath you; Smelling your ever so sweet chocolate cologne; With one of my hands being tucked in your dress shirt Pressed against your chest, feeling your heart beats. Kissing you ever so softly Your kiss, your lips c...

  • Author: Mr. Reeses
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• Inglorious Basterds in 10 words

  “I’m Brad Pitt and I’m gonna help you kill Nazis” -—————————————————————————&...

  • Author: StudMuffin (LoA)
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Elouise Whispering:The Biography of the Greatest Band Ever Intro

  Elouise Whispering (EW, for short) has become one of the greatest bands ever to walk the Earth. No lie. But, just like most bands, Elouise Whispering had to start from the very bottom to get to the very top. EW is based on substance, and substance come...

  • Author: Casper Mockingbird
  • Posted over 2 years ago.

• Drunk Pussy

  The pussy wants to be fed again. “Feed it to me again, meow” “Pussy, you’re starting to smell like tuna. I think you’ve had enough, woof” “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, meow”. She squirm...

  • Author: Kay-Teaze
  • Posted about 2 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Peek A Boo to Catholic School

  Technology walks us through some very odd adventures, at times. This is what Ms. Petit Mort learned when she was using a certain internet search engine to find an obscure calculus tutoring book this morning. Within her search, she came across a name sh...

  • Author: Sophie Hirschfeld
  • Posted almost 2 years ago.
  • 3 out of 5

• Head to Toe

  Our first night alone: He removed my robe off of my body I saw his eyes through the reflection staring at me from head to toe Looking at all my curves, I stood there, watching His hunter green eyes looked over my oceans of brown sugar I was completely ...

  • Author: Mr. Reeses
  • Posted almost 2 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Watching Me, Watching You

  Standing in my face with all the temptation in the world. Keep brushing against my backside as you walk by. Making sure that I know that you are there. Watching who I dance with & every move I make. I know you’re watching, but you won’t...

  • Author: Mr. Reeses
  • Posted 12 months ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• The Awkward Hello

  I love the way you look at me Watching my lips recite the words of a song. Singing in my own little bubble, with you as my secret audience. Your head bumps to the beat and I sway my hips I look over to you and you quickly turn as if I was not sitting t...

  • Author: Mr. Reeses
  • Posted 6 months ago.