Stories tagged “shopping”
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Ever shop again?
What the hell will his freaky little mind come up with next? She couldn’t know for sure, but it seemed like she’d been in the room for a couple of months. How she regretted not checking the back seat after shopping that night. No windows, s...
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A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM BILLY MAYS
“Hi there, everybody! I’m Billy Mays the 34953rd, and welcome to the Billy Mays International Billy Network! It’s a beautiful day here is Los Billangelas, Janumays the 15th, in the Year of Our Billy 2059!” “That’s ri...
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Emotional Amazonian
She was amazonian in build. We spent hours in front of Bonanza, she lacing yarn through plastic cards and I counting my cross stitches, surrounded by shelved unicorns. Today when I arrived she was fresh from a bath, and demanded we go shopping. “...
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Love Stories Do That (tears challenge)
She hated shopping, stores full of people, self-absorbed, vain, spending money they didn’t have on things that really had no value. She preferred second hand, vintage treasures that she recycled into her style. Elevator music that grated on her n...
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Retail: Product Return
“How can I help?” the manager asked as he approached the customers and the co-worker at the product return desk. “We were trying to return this game and she won’t give us our money back.” the male customer said in an angry...