Stories tagged “show”
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A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM BILLY MAYS
“Hi there, everybody! I’m Billy Mays the 34953rd, and welcome to the Billy Mays International Billy Network! It’s a beautiful day here is Los Billangelas, Janumays the 15th, in the Year of Our Billy 2059!” “That’s ri...
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The Show Must Go On. Yes, you, too.
Her arms dangled like spaghetti. She always did this. My sigh overpowered the loud rhythmic pop music that was the inspiration for this dance. Haylee heard it and she turned around, putting her hands up in the air and collapsing on the wooden tiles of ...
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Killer Klowns – Brain Dead Zombies!
“Come one, come all.” “For it may be your only chance, to witness the amazing and the thrilling show.” “Come and see the Klowns.” As the ring master shouted to the crowd; standing tall on a small ladder. “Look over there Alyssa; it seems...
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The Show is Starting
“So what is this ridiculous charade show for anyway?” He asked me. Me. Of all people. “It’s another one of those ‘Our school can entertain you’ acts that never actually entertains anyone.” He chuckles, “M...
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Slip up
I was just about to begin my set for the night. Everything was running as normal. I was preened and polished to ‘perfection’. The show was about to begin. The start of my set was spot on. I was just starting my second song, at the same time...
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the morning after
More banging and groaning persisted. The figure reemerged and made its way towards the armchair’s fellow, the bedsheets dragging slowly behind, picking up unswept patches of dust in its trail. “Morning Fritz, dear,” Zooey sang out che...
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lampside lovers
“Oh,” Fritz’s face broke into recognition, “How was your date?” “Oh, him? Wasn’t a date in the least. I should reconsider using Craigslist for a means of social interaction. But that’s irrelevant. What re...
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Why, Why, Why, Why, WHY, Is The X Factor So Damn Popular?!
It’s The Gong Show’s fault. It started this whole stupid trend of singing competition reality TV shows… I see it this way: The Gong Show begat Pop Starz. Pop Starz begat Pop Starz: The Rivals. Pop Starz: The Rivals begat Pop Idol. Po...
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Stonehenge: SOLVED!
I want revenge Because I know the real reason for Stonehenge. Bear with me Cause this one’s a grizzly! Aliens landed upon our planet, Crafted a great calendar out of granite, Then altered mankind’s mind! Making sure it was simpleton By comparis...