Stories tagged “silliness”

  • A Long Drop

    There’s nothing like spandex to ruin your day. Nah, I don’t mean Europeans in Speedos or my wife’s surprise visit to the kink shop, and I know they save us plenty of trouble. But so help me, I’ll take a thirty-car pileup on 42nd...

    • Author: lostsalient
    • Posted almost 3 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • The Twelve Days of Blitzkreig

    On the twelfth day of blitzkreig mein Fuhrer gave to me… Twelve Nuremberg Rallies, Eleven Panzer tanks, Ten Iron Crosses, Nine Stukas flying, Eight Joy Divisions, Seven u-boats diving, Six Luger pistols, FIVE Totenkopfs!, Four Messerschmi...

    • Author: the_tandyman
    • Posted almost 2 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5

  • Drunk Indescribable Love

    Touch and go fish; This is Frodo for the photo finish; It’s the baby who gets its bottle— It’s one inaudible dawdle Of a godawful waddle! Or maybe it’s more ably Like a lady you’d want to throttle? I ought to know But m...

  • Old Sayings Often Inapplicable

    “Hey Steven, whatcha doin?” “Well, you know how it is, Bob. Life gave me a whole bunch of lemons, so…” Bob let that hang for a moment before pushing further, “Yeah, I can see that. So, you’re making…̶...