Stories tagged “silly”

  • When Looking Into Your Eyes

    sometimes I realize How silly I am acting How stupid I have been Usually its to late I have no excuses For any of it But I can think Very clearly When looking Into your eyes

  • Das Milkshake

    “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” Hans pointed down the street at the small group of young men heading their way, gesturing with his chocolate shake. “What?” Dan looked up from his lawn mower and wondered why Hans ...

  • Lighting (One one thousand) Thunder

    The thunder ran through the house like a hyper-active two-year old followed shortly thereafter by a hyper-active two-year old rolling through the house like thunder.

    • Author: Ronnie
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Just a Dog

    I laid on the floor, wishing I had opposable fingers, or what not, to plug my ears. But I was a dog, and nothing more than that. They thought I thought it was funny, but truthfully, it was plain annoying. I didn’t know who made it up, or what pos...

  • Moth Attack!

    As Ru sat in front of his desk contemplating death By moth attack, he said to him self “why am I here?” “Is this all there is?” “There must be….” Just then a pack very angry moth’s galloped into the room ...

    • Author: Oakgoblin
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
  • They'll Come to You

    There is something, Ben decided as he pedaled around the block, decidedly unprofessional about a detective on a bicycle. He flicked the bell, pulled around a car (noting the plates, just in case), and turned toward home. It was particularly demoralizin...

    • Author: lostsalient
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Define Super...

    You pick an activity and someone out there is the best at it. Some people find that they are given a gift that society deems to be worthy of praise. Michael Phelps for instance could swim faster than anyone on the earth, and for this he has made millio...

    • Author: Ronnie
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • An Alliterate Aardvark

    Allison Alred’s amazingly agile and adorable aardvark, Alfred (Alf), astonished all after Alf ate Ali’s award-achieving azaleas. After all, aardvarks annihilate Arizonian ants! Agreed?! “Alas!” ailed Ali, aching. And anon, Ali&#...

    • Author: Dave Oei
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • dear mr. claus,

    *"dear mr. cLaus, * i am here not to ask for any present,. i dont even know what that is. i know i’ve been a ‘monster child’, my mother always try her very best to hit me almost every 30 seconds, i know she loves me. even if i ha...

    • Author: tas_13
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Strangling Parrots

    “What did you say to me?” Maya was angry with me again. No surprise there, really. All I had to do was walk into the room with my iPod playing too loudly and she’d find a reason to scream at me with that painfully shrill voice of hers...

  • The Battle of the Soda Cans

    In the cold box, the cans fought like…grownups? Pepsi: Alright. Let’s do this like gentlemen. We just see who is picked first. Coke Zero: FUCK NAWH. I’M STRAIGHT UP Z. I’LL CUT YOUR OPENER. I’LL CUT IT! Diet Coke: God, I h...

  • The Battle of the Cans 2 : Human Contact

    Pepsi: Coke, come here. Quick. Coke: What is it? Pepsi: He is awake. Diet Coke: CODE GREEN! WE HAVE A CODE GREEN! GET INTO ORIGINAL POSITION Coke Zero: I’M SOOO GETTING PICKED. I’M STRAIGHT UP Z. Coke: Don’t be so cocky. Pepsi: Eve...

  • The Battle of the Cans 3 : Straight Up Alone

    Alone on the cold floor of his masters kitchen, Coke Zero looked around. Coke Zero: DAAYYYUUMMM. THIS SHIT BE POPPIN. I’M STRAIGHT UP Z. He hopped on his side, and began to roll throughout the house, looking for his master. He knew that somewhere...

  • The Battle of the Cans 4 : Operation Z

    Pepsi: We need to get out there, retrieve Zero. Dr. Pepper: And that Japanese fellow. I would love to examine her ingredients. Coke: We retrieve every lost can. Pepsi: Diet Coke, do you have the spaghetti tied together? Diet Coke: Yes. We are ready t...

  • The Battle of the Cans 5 : Saving Private Zero

    Pepsi: Why….why? WWHHYY? Coke Zero: SUP BITCHES? I WAS JUST CHILLIN BEHIND THE COUCH AND I FIND THAT FUCKER! I THINK IT’S MY COUSIN OR SOMETHING.OH AND I’M STRAIGHT UP Z. Pepsi: WHEW! Don’t scare me like that. We have to go! Cok...

  • PlotBunny

    When I got home from school that afternoon, the rabbit was in the yard. It was a nothing-special sort of rabbit, plain brownish-grey in color and nibbling contentedly on Mom’s peonies. I didn’t give it a second thought and headed inside. I ...

    • Author: B. Booth
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
  • Exactly How I Decided to Join Ficly

    “I think I want to write things.” “Whut. Like fur realz?” “You’re an inner voice, not a LOLcat.” “Well, one of us has to be fun and interesting!” The voice paused. "And you didn’t even sa...

    • Author: osoe
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Mozart and the Whale in 10 Words

    Aspie couple acts embarrassingly normal when faced with emotional challenges.

    • Author: Lancet
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
  • Shoot me Please!

    “Shoot me, Please!” I begged him. I’d even given him the gun and round thousand dollars to do it. “But why?” “Because I can’t take it any more, I want to die.” “But Jody,” he fumbled the gun a...

  • But On Second Thought…

    Everything went white for a moment—then as one, we turned and looked north to where the mushroom cloud was slowly rising over the city. Moments later, a hot wind stirred our clothing, no doubt carrying with it microscopic particles of death that woul...

  • Rusty Grotto to the Rescue

    A cry came from around the corner, “Rusty!” That’d be me, Rusty Grotto. I told her to stay in the club, but did she ever listen? No, she didn’t. And to think, people referred to her as the brains of the operation. Hoofing as fas...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Writer's Block

    There he sat again, staring at the mostly white webpage that was splashed with a hint of red up in the banner. The blinking cursor sat in the body of the story, unmoving yet again. No ideas would come to him no matter how hard he tried. He knew there w...

    • Author: Cid
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • My Life as a Psych[ot]ic 04-12-09.a

    I awoke today to the sound of grinding machinery. Rolling over on my floormat, I saw dongs. Blinking the sleep out of my eyes, I realize they were not in fact dongs, but the pistons of an automated cleaner, and pondered with a bemused look on my face w...

  • My Life as a Psych[ot]ic 04-12-09.b

    Quite suddenly and without warning, I was accosted from the right, a large wet nose sniffing its way toward my vittles via my ear. Taken aback, I turned to find a dog walking his pet couple eyeballing the remains of a delicious fruit pastry in my hand....