Stories tagged “stage”
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Grand Finale
Shall we forgo the formalities? I’m tired of dancing around the subject, walking on eggshells in my character heels to try and discourage your temper. Spotlights from all directions. There is nowhere to hide. Stage makeup and costumes, but there&...
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First Days Suck
He sat in front of his blank canvas waiting for the live model to come in. He glanced around the room and studied the other artists. Some were yawning, some were anxious, some were trying to converse with others that didn’t show any interest in r...
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The Big Moment
The butterflies in his stomach were flapping their wings wildly. This was the final night of the show, and the theater was packed. It was almost time for his moment. He stepped out and started into the biggest part of the play, his soliloquy: “To...
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MC T.
(MC T. snatches the mic from mid-air and climbs up on stage.) “Mc Mess and Muffin Talk tough but they’re bluffing— Straight blowing the mic When they’re huffing and puffing Put those air-heads on a spike And watch ‘em pop ...
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Return of the Mack (MC T.)
(MC T. exits the ladies room and buttons up his shirt. Muffled cries call out for him to come back. He gets back up on stage.) ‘Rorschach’ has the cadence of a sneeze Try to run another rhyme This seance severs your souls Achilles And you’ve got ...
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Pastry Puff McMuff
Mc Muffin still wants lessons? I can sleepwalk his expressions Off the steep stocks of great depressions He needs my permission to cheap talk— His voice I keep locked in D-Block prisons With Elsha, Krulltar, and Mess All confined with their weak ...
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Muffin Enjoys Jazzercise
Dear Muffin (A.K.A. Pastry Puff McMuff), Jazz class? You obviously meant Jazzercise— You’re the tight clothes type who gets a rise From sweat rolling down the thighs of guys. Your words are grassy like cow pies They’re easily mowed do...