Stories tagged “strangepork”

• Adrift off the Lesser Magellanic Township, Incorporated

  Personal Log – Dr Julius Strangepork, Science Officer, USS Swine Trek In space, no one can hear bacon fry. It has now been 7 days, 7 long days of solitude and regret, since my intrepid captain and his (insipid) pork puppet Miss Piggy were blown o...

  • Author: Dr Julius Strangepork
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 4 out of 5

• Death in space

  In case Karl is compulsive about rank and order, i have finalized the formal legal steps in the main computer to assume the rank and duties of Captain, First mate, Bartender, and Ships Counselor in addition to Chief Science Officer. I grew reflective a...

  • Author: Dr Julius Strangepork
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 3 out of 5