Stories tagged “toaster”

• An Unfortunate Compulsion

  Jeff had an unfortunate compulsion to masturbate in inappropriate settings. Bus terminals. The cereal aisle. At the bank. He had been to psychiatrists. However, doctors’ waiting rooms were a common place for the compulsion to strike him, so usual...

  • Author: Aurelia
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• A Necessary Confession

  “Ok. How am I gonna explain this? Umm… Grandma. I…I accidentally impregnated your toaster."

  • Author: J. Rein B.
  • Posted almost 3 years ago.

• The Reason They Come In Two Packs

  Ears heard noise. Brain registered: trouble. Must investigate. A large, sideways 3:44 am awaited my eyes. A second thump sent my adrenaline glands into high gear, tingling in my scalp. Feet on the floor, feeling my way toward the source of the noise, I...

  • Author: Jae
  • Posted 6 months ago.
  • 4 out of 5