Stories tagged “toilet”
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Upon the Throne
Enrik sat on the toilet, pushed up his thick-framed glasses and thought. After he was done thinking, he reached for the toilet paper. “Enrik-” it said. He unrolled it further. “Enrik – We are from another planet. We have come to...
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Never Fall In
The toilet belched and a few strands of black hair unfurled from around the U-bend. Mr Tims yanked at the handle again but the cistern roared in response. He grabbed the toilet brush and rammed it into the bowl, trapping the hair against the stained po...
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stakeout
No stakeout had ever been like this, he thought to himself as he entered his ninth hour straight. Five men working concurrently, from half a mile away, each equipped with ultra-powerful telescopes and sonar-aided long-distance microphones. Every single...
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The Dark Side Of Stakeouts
So long as the toilet was readily available, she could wait until the last second to use it. For now, it was more important to wait and watch. She couldn’t let Kostov our of her sight. He was sitting alone at a tiny round table outdoors eating a ...
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Space Pirates
“Crap, where did I leave it this time.” “I think I found it sir.” “Let me see boy.” The 3 eye, one arm, and one wooden peg leg pirate. Held up a key for the captain to see, “My boy do you not know what key that is.” “Is it the key...
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Shart Attat!
“Oh, Shart!” “Huh-what?! Henry, did you say shark? Is there a shark? Henry, the children!” “No, honey, I didn’t see a shark.” “Then why did you say shark?” “Sigh. I didn’t.” “...
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High School Mischief FAIL.
You ever been sent to the principal for something really stupid and really embarrassing? Boxer, Craig, and I had jacked some chemical with a really long (and stupid) name from the Chemistry Lab in the hopes of blowing stuff up later, but Dr. Berruda no...
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Quickie
Emma and Robert are sitting in the quiet non-smoking area of a bar in a five star hotel. The plush couches and soft pillows exude an opulence that neither is quite accustomed to. Raucous laughter drifts from the smoking section. Emma orders for both. &...
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puppy training
He holds her collar tightly by the ring and commands her in a stern voice to not even think about peeing on the floor, even though he has put some newspapers down. Her eyes shift from the newspaper up to him and back down to where the newspaper lies in...
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Relief, interrupted
She relishes the feeling of pleasing him. Of being in his arms after she’s obeyed. Of hearing his “good girl” in her ear. But she isn’t relieved. Something happens to her muscles when he’s near. It crawls back up and hides...
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The Bathroom Spider
The spider was watching me. Every single time I sat down on the toilet, it was just there. By the time I could get up to squish it and forget about it, it had disappeared. I’d blink and it was just gone. But every time I started to pee, it watche...
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Bloody Typical
David wiped the sweat off his forehead with his forearm and heaved a final sigh of relief. The toilet was restored back to it’s former glory, perhaps better than ever. The graffitti from his son’s party last night had now vanished without a tra...