Stories tagged “tuna”

• The Last Tuna

  I put the can on the table and sat down. I looked at it. I didn’t know how to feel. I suppose it was a fitting end to all the insanity that had happened today. The last can of tuna on Earth. It occurred to me that not everyone could say they had ...

  • Author: de Blount
  • Posted over 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Last In, First Out.

  “Here you go”, Pop said, handing me a paper bag. Didn’t matter that he was three times my age, his massive, still muscular frame was probably as intimidating now as when he was a young man. “What is it?”, I asked, hesitati...

  • Author: Algorithm
  • Posted over 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Drunk Pussy

  The pussy wants to be fed again. “Feed it to me again, meow” “Pussy, you’re starting to smell like tuna. I think you’ve had enough, woof” “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, meow”. She squirm...

  • Author: Kay-Teaze
  • Posted about 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5

• Autumn in a Café

  That’s when I saw her, out of the corner of my eye, dipping her tuna melt into a fresh glass of orange juice. My first thought, of course, was actually about how weird to soggy up a tuna sandwich with orange juice. But then, I looked down at my p...

  • Author: Gradual Uprising {LoA}
  • Posted about 3 years ago.
  • 5 out of 5