Stories tagged “tuna”

  • The Last Tuna

    I put the can on the table and sat down. I looked at it. I didn’t know how to feel. I suppose it was a fitting end to all the insanity that had happened today. The last can of tuna on Earth. It occurred to me that not everyone could say they had ...

    • Author: de Blount
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Last In, First Out.

    “Here you go”, Pop said, handing me a paper bag. Didn’t matter that he was three times my age, his massive, still muscular frame was probably as intimidating now as when he was a young man. “What is it?”, I asked, hesitati...

    • Author: Algorithm
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Drunk Pussy (Mature)

    The pussy wants to be fed again. “Feed it to me again, meow” “Pussy, you’re starting to smell like tuna. I think you’ve had enough, woof” “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, meow”. She squirm...

    • Author: Kay-Teaze
    • Posted about 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Autumn in a CafĂ©

    That’s when I saw her, out of the corner of my eye, dipping her tuna melt into a fresh glass of orange juice. My first thought, of course, was actually about how weird to soggy up a tuna sandwich with orange juice. But then, I looked down at my p...