Stories tagged “turkey”

  • The Headline

    There it was, on the front of the Weekly World News. LIGHTNING BOLT STRIKES TURKEY – AND COOKS IT TO A GOLDEN BROWN! “No shit,” said my brother. “No way is that real.” Dan was a year older and prided himself on being a cyn...

  • Rose Garden Part III

    The students could smell the turkey as they walked down the hallway. As they made their way to the dinning room, they saw a enormous dining room table filled with food. The chefs were busing cutting up the turkey and placing it upon the plates. “Plea...

  • On the Run

    Siutin ran through the field. It was a black night, with not even the moon to shine its light. Siutin was a wanted man. The Ottomans had been ramming their way through the world, and all the cannon power in the nation had not been enough to repel them....

  • The Trip

    The following is a true story. Well, let’s start with the plane flight. Getting to the plane itself was a bit of an adventure. I was busy moving out and in the midst of packing I lost my ARC (Alien registration card [you know, the card that they ...

  • A Christmas Mouse

    On the night before Christmas, there was a mouse. Mr Snuffles was sad because he had no place to go for Christmas and nothing to eat. He sat in the snow for a while and cried until his tiny nose dribbled and his whiskers froze to icicles.When he stoppe...

  • New Years Day Turkey Extravaganza!

    “You want this in the oven?” Dad asks my Mom as she busily hurries to finish the turkey dinner. “Yes, thank you,” My Mom says smiling as my Dad puts the turkey back in the oven to keep it warm while she works. My mom makes the b...

  • There is a God...and I can prove it! - Part 3

    Comedians for making us laugh. Actors for making us cry. Artists for making us dumb with awe. Musicians for making us dance. Poets for making us think. Wayne Gretsky. For showing us that even though he’s the Great One at 99, he always makes us strive...