Stories tagged “twitter”

  • The bible in 140 characters

    God created Earth, men, animals.First chick pisses off God. God kicks humans out of Paradise. Afterwards God gives mixed signals to mankind.

    • Author: Oy
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Alice in Wonderland in 140 characters

    Girl falls down hole into fantasy land,meeting rabbit, mouse, lead poisoning survivor. Off with her head says red queen. Many poems are said

    • Author: Oy
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
  • Unfortunately He'd Left His Benadryl At Home

    Lawrence would often tell people he was allergic to being harpooned through the chest with a spear, but noone believed him until that night.

    • Author: Ben Paddon
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Sibling Rivalry

    I had always wished to be an only child until that night, when I realized that sometimes, it was better that wishes didn’t come true.

    • Author: B. Booth
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Fall From Grace into Mattel

    Pilot and plane dove toward earth, engines squealing, pulled up at last minute by chubby hands, veered, and smashed into Barbie’s unyielding form.

  • A different kind of epic

    Falling fast, he pumped his legs uselessly, felt a ledge slip through his fingers, then fell past the behemoth altogether. 5,000 ft to go…

    • Author: j. smthng
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Love Clicks

    Before the nukes dropped, he would never have looked at her twice. He held the half-empty canteen out the window of the beat-up old charger, engine idling. “Want some?”

    • Author: bluefish
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • The Tools of God

    I watched as my friends died and knew it was all my fault. I should never have played with the Tools of God. I knew better. Dad gets mad….

    • Author: Oy
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
  • 884

    So I said to her, “I hate this stupid work, and I hate you! I’m outta here!” Then our child wandered in, wondering what the commotion was.

    • Author: Sam Ervin
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Big Boom

    The flash is truly beautiful. Too bad I’ll be dead before the sound reaches my ears.

    • Author: YoSoyJu
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Awkward Tackle

    My mom zipped up the back of my strapless satin dress she almost didn’t let me buy while I admired myself in the mirror. The aqua blue made my eyes look bright and stunning. My pale pink lip gloss and blush, the only makeup my mom would let me we...

  • The Little Red House

    Her glasses are tossed into the pile. Belatedly, a small hand slips into hers, frigid and grimy; and she grips it. They are going together.

    • Author: NightMaiden
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Morning Peace

    Morning silence, a cup of good mint mate, the need to practice piano, the promise of a good morning… Life is good, indeed.

  • Time for Reality (Twitter Challenge)

    My alarm buzzes. I groan and stand up. Wobbling to the bathroom, I stare into the mirror. Sometimes you never want to leave the dreamworld.

  • The Snowfall

    The snow fell in blankets and sheets and comforters and pillows.

    • Author: E. Williams
    • Posted over 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • My Jedi Mind Tricks (Twitter Me This Challenge)

    “Sam, jedi mind tricks are for kids. Plus they arent real,” my older sister says with her all knowing tone. “Whatever,” I say with a growl while watching Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. “Go do the dishes,” she barks a...

  • True Love in 140 Characters

    Are you tired of those online dating services who promise to find your soulmate? All you have to do is fill out forms giving your likes and dislikes. Takes about five days. Really who has that kind of time to find a soulmate? Welcome to TwitterMatch! J...

    • Author: ressamac
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #4

    …and then I spied the vast amorphous bulk of Cthulu bellowing into the waning sky. Which was nice…

  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #5

    …and then Dagon smothered Innesmouth in an appalling stench that imbued his children with power. Which was nice…

  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #6

    …and then Azathoth spake and time and space inverted, colour became smell and taste became sight. Which was nice…

  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #7

    …and then it cried “Te-KE-li-li, Te-KE-li-li!” and we ran as if the very hounds of hell were following on our heels! Which was nice…

  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #8

    …and then Nyarlathotep appeared in a sanity searing vortex of entropic chaos! Which was nice…

  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #9

    …and then, with a sense of rising horror, we realised that we were trapped on the shores of Yuggoth! Which was nice…

  • Lovecraftian Tweetings #10

    …and then the Mi-Go fell chittering up towards the stars and carried away his head in a box! Which was nice…