Stories tagged “valentine”
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Broken Chip: the salsa is out of stock
I skimmed through the coupon section of the newspaper and noticed a discount on chips if you buy a certain brand of salsa with them. It makes sense. Matches come in pairs. Side by side. There can’t be a one-sided pair, it wouldn’t make sens...
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Valentine's Day (New Beginnings)
February 14. Last day of what we used to call civilization. The solar flare hit early the next morning and took out too much infrastructure for us to rebuild. Turns out we were nothing without our electrical grids; without our satellites; without our c...