Stories tagged “velociraptor”
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Growing up saurous
When I grow up I am going to be a velociraptor. I will huff and puff and shed these keratinous plates, refolding reptilian origami forms into which I will curl myself and sleep. I will retract all these legs and burst from my chrysalis with a mighty cl...
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Dear God, from Mama Velociraptor 2
Dear God, I tried to eat Caveboy Billy like you said. I chased him up against a cliff. He was delicious. Then I saw Caveboy Billy hanging around outside his cave, talking to Sue. Dammit. They all look alike. Can I still eat Billy? Amen, Mama Velocirapt...
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Dear God, from Caveboy Billy 2
Dear God, I heard that Cousin Buddy was eaten by a mama velociraptor the other day. I think I saw her eyeing me yesterday while Sue was over at our cave. You don’t think she wants to eat me, do you? Amen, Caveboy Billy