Stories tagged “waffles”

  • Percolate and Waffle, A Cacophony

    Percolate. That must be what I’m doing. I’m letting my ideas warm up, bubble to the surface, and drop before I can fully grasp them. My head is hazy, like the wisps of dreams are hanging on, veiling my reality. The morning sun is just a lit...

  • It Used To Be An Acronym

    The sun keeps pouring through the window no matter how hard I will it to go away. The rain must have stopped sometime in the night. Do I smell waffles? Waffles mean Wednesday. I roll out of bed. I make my way down the stairs enjoying the aroma as it gr...

    • Author: KevSaund
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Happiness in My Stomach

    More chicken tenders to replace the delicate fingers that never brush my arm or stroke my cheek. Another cake to rebel against my fate of eating the shitty dishes that life has served. Bring on the fries as well as all the lies that tell me that t...

    • Author: Jesse Blake
    • Posted over 7 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Breakfast with a side of Rhino

    Foster sat down to a plate of Belgian waffles, expecting that day to proceed as any other, and then a rhinoceros flew through his window. There was no particular rhyme or reason, all three and a half tons of it simply barreled through Foster’s pictur...

  • A Batch of Haikus - Fresh from the Mental Oven

    stuff in my pockets car keys wallet and small change and something like lint : never has there been a haiku about waffles that is until now : toothbrush oh toothbrush I try to keep you free of crusty gel boogers : religion should be more than passing j...