Stories tagged “women”

  • It's not in the lyrics...

    Honky tonk women are so hard to find. Not because there aren’t many around. And not because they are limited to one location. It’s because nobody seems to now what constraints justify the label. Being a Rolling Stones fan for years, I’...

  • Between Rocks and a Hard Horse (Mature)

    I heaved ineffectually at the bulk pinning me to the ground. I’m strong, have to be, but the horse only moved an inch or so before falling back on me, snoring all the while. I dragged my face across the horse’s hide, pushing my skin back in...

    • Author: orikae
    • Posted about 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Morning Treat

    Ryan paces into the living room, Jessica sits in the breakfast nook, silent like only a woman can be moments before an argument. Living together for only two weeks, and I’m already in trouble Ryan thinks. Jessica reviews their thirty days as a c...

  • am rating

    They get the short end of the stick. They get shafted. They get the raw end of the deal. They take it on the chin. They take a licking and keep on ticking. They bend over backwards. They draw the short straw-um, i mean they ward the shorts warts.

  • Old Ladies

    Fear’s house is second on my Meals-on-Wheels route. She lives just two doors down from Hope. I wish they’d talk to each other — they have a lot more in common than they think — but Fear says Hope is a “stupid old bat,̶...

    • Author: Aurelia
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Every Seven Seconds

    Conventional wisdom holds that men think about women every seven seconds. This is, of course, entirely true. Less well known, but far more interesting, is that most of the time these thoughts concern the exact same woman. Gentlemen, think about a woman...

  • Ladies' Room (Mature)

    “So was he cute?” “He’s all right. I mean, he’s handsome enough.” “But…?” “But he’s not that nice.” “But he’s handsome?” “And a jerk. Seriously. Every time ...

    • Author: B. Booth
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Girl Noses

    I like this girl’s nose. It’s kinda-sorta bulbous at the end. Starts poking up at the middle of the bridge, and practically curves upward at the tip. It’s just a little bit too big. But it works, damnit. It seems to point at the place...

    • Author: Jay
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • April Showers

    “When will you have one of your own?” she asks me. We’re gathered around the pastel-covered table in the conference room, the third shower this year. Several pairs of expectant eyes look my way – I’m one of the few singles...

    • Author: B. Booth
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • The Octopus Party (Mature)

    Why do I even come out to parties at all? I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs, and I certainly don’t like most of these people. Well, their metalcore bands, at least. But it’s hard to say “your music is generic” when the...

    • Author: Jay
    • Posted almost 10 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • iCome (eyes challenge) (Mature)

    There were times for me to tell her how much I loved her, but this wasn’t one of them. She had me completely under her spell and all she had to do was look at me that way. I had come home from work to find her sitting in my favorite chair wearing...

    • Author: K-Jellybean
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Conversation

    “Ben?” Came my wife’s voice, penetrating the silence that had worked so hard to bring the colorful world of the novel I was reading to life. I reflexively closed the book on my finger, knowing I would have to get up soon. “Yes?&...

  • Interlude Before the Work at Hand

    “What do you do for work again?” I’ve always hated it when my dates ask this. “I work for the State department.” The dumb ones don’t realize that’s the federal government, which is why I like the dumb ones. Amo...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Another day, another Doll

    She caught a glimpse of the deep red bodice of her dress in the reflective glass of the door as she entered the chic restaurant. The woman in the black mini-dress had made herself very obvious at the bar and her high-heel stopped tapping against the le...

  • A Post Dinner Crisis (Mature)

    I sighed and used the last chip to mop up some of the tuna that had fallen out of my sandwich. Satisfied, my stomach having forgiven me, I paid my tab and dragged myself to the pub’s door. Three woman of varying degrees of ugly appeared before me...

  • Demons Will Play

    Take last Friday night for example. The dive was swaying to some old Merle Haggard from the juke box. My friend and I were swaying to the beat of a fifth of something his cousin brewed, probably in a bathtub. Less than thirty people in the joint, and w...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Inside/Outside (Mature)

    She was short, and insane, and her tongue was like a big dark snake in his mouth. She writhed under him, her denim-sheathed legs locked on his back. Each fruitless thrust was met with a groan of lust, or frustration. Or some ill-spawned, guttural child...

    • Author: RicoLaser
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Friends/Lovers

    He chain-smoked his Camels while he waited in the church parking lot. She came out and she was tall and brown, like always, and her face was peppered with freckles and intellect, and what could he do? He was leaning against her car door trying to look ...

    • Author: RicoLaser
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
  • Conflicting Mandates

    What it took was not a great deal of effort. The real problem came in the form of Doreen, their raven haired designated killer of anything resembling fun. I swear the girl had a bible in her purse and was likely to pull it out at any minute. The brunet...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted almost 9 years ago.
  • My Darling Wife (it shall be revised... someday soon hopefully) (Mature)

    She had a warm cunt, but that was the only compliment I could bestow upon her. Her demeanor was mercurial at best and downright catty at worst. Like my mother, she was of the gossip-mongering variety and didn’t know when to keep to herself. Her s...

  • Skin-Deep

    You’re beautiful. Who, you ask? You! Turn off your television. Turn off the radio. Turn away from the advertisements. You’re more beautiful than you know. Who, you again ask? You! Your fat thighs are really not as bad as you think. Your ugl...

    • Author: Ronnie
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 4 out of 5
  • Advice For All of the Single Girls, Ladies, and Women On Ficly (Mature)

    Scrutinize guys Who comprise lies Cute in suits and ties Refute their loose eyes Chop them down to size Make them hide their pride Inside where double standards Rubble as their inner city planners Anger and manors made of manners Collapse, watch them c...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Nicotine Dreams (Mature)

    F this nicotine patch It f-ing itches And I can’t help but scratch it With the clawed paws Of sharp tooth jawed bitches W/ attractive intact backs Drool dripping delicious They’re sipping what’s fresh Swinging hips those hipsters I i...

    • Author: Tad Winslow
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Fear and Choices

    With a flick, the shovel handle flew into the sky. Gracefully she leaped backwards and up, smiling all the while. All I could do was shimmy the rest of the way out of the coffin. “You chose.” Her words were as cold as I was assuming the air...

    • Author: THX 0477
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Once Upon A Time In England

    I woke up mostly naked in front of the Platform 9 3/4 tourist spot at King’s Cross Station in London, England. I say “mostly” naked because for for some lucky reason, having to do with public decency no doubt, I still wore my blue ...

    • Author: Bob Liddil
    • Posted over 8 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5