Stories tagged “wtf”

  • In our minds, we're our own planets

    Inside our minds, we stand on our own planets, revolving around our own suns. I got knocked out of my orbit – now we circle the same sun, you & I; you clockwise, I counter. * She steps out – the clouds are ready to piss all over her in a golden...

    • Author: Kay-Teaze
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Drunk Pussy (Mature)

    The pussy wants to be fed again. “Feed it to me again, meow” “Pussy, you’re starting to smell like tuna. I think you’ve had enough, woof” “I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, meow”. She squirm...

    • Author: Kay-Teaze
    • Posted over 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • Public Mastication

    Once there was a man who kept his love in his pocket; it was a black sticky thing, and small. The love smelled of ripe pears and seaweed. When he pressed his thumb against it, the surface dimpled, like raw meat. Specks stuck to his palm where he’d cu...

    • Author: lostsalient
    • Posted about 9 years ago.
    • 5 out of 5
  • I wish I would have worked in Halflings

    As he stood upon the idling Mac truck, his sword-wand Stab-Caster in hand, Prince Adam Fire-Blade III surveyed his forces, which his grandfather had spent years building. Thankfully, his grandfather had died and there was just his father to go. From th...

  • The Elevator

    “After you, sweetheart,” Ed said to the pretty woman. The lady gave him a shy smile and quickly stepped into the waiting elevator. It was nearly full. There was a dinner party at the Press Club and media types from editors to publishers wer...

    • Author: Melia
    • Posted almost 6 years ago.