Ohgodohgodohgodohgod!

This is great story fodder: http://www.startribune.com/sports/preps/135671328.html

Simply put, during a school assembly, students are lined up and blindfolded. Then they have to guess who’s kissing them. Last year it was fellow students and only pecks on the cheeks. This year there was some tongue and ass grabbing…yeee haw! But when the blindfolds came off, it was their opposite sexed PARENTS!

(Instantly in my mind: Jason got an erection, Julie fell in love, Kristy felt something familiar and terrifying. And Mark, poor Mark knew exactly who it was.)

Go! Go! Go!