Ummmm…… I got some ridiculous ideas….. And figured that nobody could possibly write about them together and make it sounds relatively sane…

And thus, I came up with this challenge! Write a ficly with the following mandatory requirements that must be included somehow in the ficly.

Requirements: A devastatingly horrible haircut, a spaceship, the contents of a villain’s fridge, dancing chinchillas, and a Kleenex box.

Impress me!