Tweet your mother. 140 characters or less. (884 count).

Here’s mine, I won’t enter it. I wrote it for Reaver19, by special request.

Mom, it’s Zach. I’m in line for Prozac. I hear voices through Muzak. Maybe it’s the crack. It’s Mother’s Day, I’ll pick you up a big mac.

If you’re a mother, HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!