Alright, this is a weird one.
You have to write a story about a stand up comic who is depressed.
But, like, uber depressed.
And you have to include at least one “bit” from his show in the story.
And please make it original!

“You know how people are always saying, ’It’s my pleasure doing business with you,‘? Well, if you’re a prostitute, what do you say? ’It’s my pleasure doing business with you’???”