Take a familiar nursery rhyme or children’s story, try to keep the meter but change the words. For instance, instead of the familiar song “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” try something like;

Scintillate Scintillate Globular Vivic
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem, carbonaceous.

You have until the end of the month.

In case of a tie duplicate prizes will be awarded.