Its Exactly What I Never Wanted!!

In honor of my birthday today, I am making a challenge about Birthdays. So for this challenge, it’s your birthday. Or your characters birthday. Whatever you want. They are opening gifts and they get as a gift, something that they will never, and have never wanted.
What is going on in their head? What do tshe/she say? How old is he/she? What the heck did he/she even get??

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