It’s the First Incredibly Challenging Literature of Youth Challenge! Or the Ficly Incredibly Complex Language Y… something beginning with the letter ‘Y’

No, really it’s an acronym challenge. Make a story that revolves around some funky acronym, preferably one you invent. Rules are that you must define your acronym, so if your story has a N.O.T.H.I.N.G., you have to tell us what that N.O.T.H.I.N.G. is. Could be a person, place, thing, idea, group, process, etc.

Need some ideas? Maybe there could be a misunderstanding over the acronym, or people could be selecting an acronym for some purpose, or making guesses at what a mysterious acronym could mean, or a name somebody has chosen for something could turn out to have an unfortunate acronym.

No restrictions on characters, plot, length. I’ll judge this based upon whichever story makes me laugh the most.