The internet is infinitely filled with porn, right? It goes on forever?

Well what if one day you stumbled upon the last page of porn, the porn to end all porn, the mother porn, the Omni-porn. What if the porn had an end? What would it be like and would it be porn at all? And what would happen to the person who found it? Spiritual enlightenment or quite the opposite? Or does porn simply have no end? Solve this algorithm of pornography and the web gurus will forever be grateful.

Winners will be awarded on a base of :
Sexiness
Epicness
Hilarity
Porn Culture

Bend over and make things write.