The Challenge is:
A family member awards you (or your character) an award that one might actually not want to win.

Do I have to keep it to one Ficlet?
No. If this sparks an entire series, the judge will be delighted.

May I submit more than one?
Always.

Do presentation & grammar count?
Always, and not just on Ficly; that’s everywhere.

Though I can be harsh, I’m not expecting perfect grammar.

Do spell-check, put spaces between your paragraphs, & try to follow at least basic grammar rules for coherency.

Although I’ll issue no formal judgment (not even after 01.01.15), I promise that any piece difficult to read won’t get the fullness of my love.

Note:
This challenge was not my own idea. It was presented during my writing group, and I don’t know where Sarah got it from.