The Great Simile and Metaphor Challenge

Alrighty, folks. Quips is back with a brand new challenge for ya.
Here’s the dealio:
Write a ficly about… well, pretty much anything!
But… the winner will be judged on two things-
1.) How many similes and metaphors are used in their ficly and
2.) How the similes and metaphors “blend” with the rest of the story.
For example, the similes and metaphors can’t just be shoved in there. It has to flow. Make me really search for ’em.
Good luck! Start your computers!

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