Inanimate Eulogy
I did this on another site before but it didn’t have the 1024 cap.
When my computer blew up my wife said that I was so depressed I should write a eulogy for it.
So write a eulogy for an inanimate object. Toaster oven, chair, TV, Harry Potter book.
Anything as long as it ain’t carbon based.
Extra bonus point for the strangest object.