Inanimate Eulogy

I did this on another site before but it didn’t have the 1024 cap.

When my computer blew up my wife said that I was so depressed I should write a eulogy for it.

So write a eulogy for an inanimate object. Toaster oven, chair, TV, Harry Potter book.

Anything as long as it ain’t carbon based.

Extra bonus point for the strangest object.

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