Ok, 50 ficlies = 1 challenge, so here it is.

Your mission, shouldst thee choose to accept it, is to writeth something in shakespearean. It can be about anything, as long as you keep to the oh so confusing language of shakespeare. It’s not ‘why are’, you now say ‘wherefore art’, and so on. Yes, that’s a bit from R+J.

I giveth thee one fortnight, go hither and allow thought’s sweet embrace to embolden thee with the spirits of a thousand angels.

Or just write something.