Have you listened to MC Frontalot’s new album, “Zero Day”? There’s a track on there called “Jacquelyn Hyde” wherein he breaks up with various different aspects of his life. As an example, here’s the first verse:

Corn syrup! We’re breaking up.
The doctor explained it: I’m old as Tut.
I’m supposed to take pills that mitigate triglycerides.
Seems we’re at a crossroads, you and I.
Dated for decades, built up trust,
might have loved sugar better but it wasn’t discussed;
we had an agreement: you’d be in everything, I’d eat it.
But you lied when you said you’d be all that I needed.

So here’s my challenge to you: Write a short rap or poem wherein you break up with an aspect of your life you are unsatisfied with. And if you’re at all interested in MC Frontalot check out his website at frontalot.com

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