Before I begin, I would like to apologize for my extended absence from here. I’m currently working on a script for a serialized graphic novel (amongst other things), and it’s more time-consuming than it sounds. Anyhow, I’m back, and the challenge is simply this: Write me something about the police. That’s all there is to it. Funny, serious, dramatic, abstract, poetic, prose, a public service announcement, whatever. Let’s see where this takes us!