Haiku Challenge!!!

You have a month to make up a haiku.
But, there is one requirement:
It MUST have some sort of twist at the end.
It doesn’t matter what it is, but it has to be surprising.
It could be funny, or disturbing. As long as it is surprising

For example:
He tends not to flinch
though I’m yelling in his ear
which is in my hand

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