Ahoy there, all ye wenches and scurvy dogs!

Have ye ever viewed yer Facebook page in English (Pirate)?

Don’t matter too much if ye have o’ not… just thinkin’ it could be one o’ the things helpin ye along as ye take on this challenge.

I want ye to take yer parrot and all the barrels o’ rum ye been hoardin’ and take me upon a voyage through the 7 seas where piracy abounds. Firs’ person, third person, even second person, it don’t matter to me. Be sure to have a few mateys aboard te’ share a few tales with an’ help ye steer.