12 Word Novels Part... 4?

Alright, I’m doing another 12 word novel challenge. I hope it’s not too soon for this. But anyway, here are the guidelines:

It HAS TO BE 12 WORDS. No more. No less. 12 words.

It can’t be vulgar. PG-13 please.

It has to follow the theme below.

Ok. I think that’s it. I’m putting this challenge up for a month or so because alot of people tend to like to take their time on these. You can enter more than once if you want to.

The theme is, divorce and weddings from hell.
Ok, you can begin.

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